From Furnace to Forest: Rethinking Growth in the Age of Fragile Power
In the Himalayan foothills, the snow fox survives not by force but by finesse. It senses the faintest vibrations beneath thick snow, pinpoints its...
Trump Heroically Ends Trade War He Started Five Days Ago
Declares “Mission Accomplished 2: Tariff Boogaloo” after economic self-immolation narrowly avoided THE MORK TIMES | U.S. ECONOMY INFLAMMABLES SECTION America’s Finest Panic Reporting Since Last...
The Pencil Paradox: Why Tariffs Won’t Sharpen America’s Edge
In a world fixated on who gets credit, the humble pencil remains one of our greatest anonymous collaborators. Simple, effective, and universally understood—until we...
Tariffs, Trade, and the Workforce: Navigating Economic Shifts and Worker Opportunities
In April 2025, the United States took a bold step in reshaping its global economic strategy. With the implementation of a 10% baseline tariff...
Cookies, Tariffs, and the Lunchroom Debate: Why the US Tariff Formula Needs a Rethink
The other day, I found myself in the middle of a surprisingly spirited debate—not about AI or the future of work, but about something...
The Myth of the Balanced Scale: Rethinking the Tariff Formula That Promises Fairness
Much like the ancient Greek tale of Sisyphus—forever condemned to roll a boulder uphill only to watch it tumble back down—our trade policy appears...
TheMorkTimes: Trump’s “Discounted Reciprocal Tariffs” Reveal Bold New Strategy: Weaponize Fractions, Confuse Economists, Upset Allies
In a return to what insiders are calling “policy by placard,” President Donald Trump has imposed sweeping new tariffs under a method that is...
Trump Administration Unveils “Tariff Tolerance Training” to Help Americans Emotionally Prepare for $19 Avocados
HR departments nationwide scramble to develop mindfulness modules on embracing economic nationalism through kale rationing By TheMORKTimes Staff April 4, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. — As President...
Dissecting the Hidden Strategies in Liberation Day Tariff Rollouts
In the tale of the porcupine and the leopard—an African fable whispered in the winds of the savanna—the leopard learns a hard lesson. It...
